I've been thirsting for an island vacation But I can't afford the airline reservation So I'll use my imagination To make the trip come true, I'll take a sip or two Of tropical libation...
I'll take a Chi Chi, to Waikiki And a Zombie, to Ka'anapaali I'll use a Mai Tai, to get to Kauai I'll ride a Hurricane, to Lanikai
I'll drink a Lava Flow, And dream of old Hilo Make it a Blue Hawaiian 'Cause I'm not in Waimanalo
Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii And taste paradise on my lips Oh well, I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii Since I can't afford the trips
I'll fly a Pina Colada, to Ala Moana And a Bahama Mama, to Ka'a'awa A Planters Punch, to Hanauma Bay I'll go with Dr. Funk, to the Hana Highway
Thanks to a Scorpion Bowl, I'll see the Halona Blow Hole And with a Pineapple Passion, I'll meet a gal from Dole
Oh yes, I guess that I'll just drink to Hawaii And taste paradise on my lips I think I'll have to drink to Hawaii Since I can't afford the trips
To Kapalua there's a Puka Puka carrying me I'll climb Diamond Head with a Daiquiri I'll sail a Navy Grog to Pearl City I'll take a Lychee Martini to my Molokini wahine
Oh yes, I guess I'll have to drink to Hawaii And taste paradise on my lips I say let's all drink to Hawaii Since we can't afford the trips Oh no I can't afford the trips Since I can't afford the trips I'll drink to Hawaii