Johnny Medlar - Arrow in the knee | Текст песни

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• Johnny Medlar
• Arrow in the knee

Gather round ye peolple,
And mind you listen well.
I got an epic tale to tell you,
From the land of Tamriel

I was traveling north of Cyrodil
In the province of Skyrim
I had just arrived in Whiterun.
And that's where I met him.

Well, to me he looked like
Just another guard
Walking down the street.
But to him it seemed,

I stuck right out
Like a bald Khajiit.
And he walked right up to me
With a look of nostalgia in his eyes.
He said, "We are not so diefferent..."
"...You and I".
Then he said

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"I used to be an adventurer like you"
"But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards"
"They tell you that it's true"
"Then I took an arrow in the knee!"
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Well he told me he was on duty,
So he couldn't stay to chat.
Someone stole a sweetroll,
And he was investigating that,
I said, "Don't let me hold you up, Sir"
And then we parted ways.

I mumbled to myself,
"This is looking like one of those days"
I was feeling kind of tired.
Decided to head right for the inn.
But I'd never been here before.
Didn't know what direction it was in.

I walked up to another guard.
And asked him where I could find a bed.
He looked at me, then he smiled,
And then he said

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"I used to be an adventurer like you"
"But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards"
"They tell you that it's true"
"Then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"An arrow in the kneeeEEEEeeeEee!"
"An arrow in the kneeEeeEEEeeeEEE!"

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The first one was kind of random,
But now I was freaking out.
I was thinking I should run away,
Or use a dragon shout.
A was starting to calm down
And that's when I looked up and saw...
Another guard coming right toward me!
That's when I said,
"Fus Ro Dah!"

Well in retrospect...
That turned out to be,
Not the greatest plan,
Now I'm sprinting for the stables,
Running as fast as I can,
But it's just my luck,
The stablemaster knows how to use a bow.
Now he's aiming for my legs!
Oh nOOOooooOOOOO!

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"I used to be an adventurer like you"
"But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards"
"They tell you that it's true"
"We've all taken arrows in the knee!"
"An arrow in the kneeEEEeeeEE!"
"An arrow in the knEEeeeeEEee!"
(So very painful!)
"I used to be an adventurer like you"
"But then I took an arrow in the knee!"
"Just ask any of my fellow guards"
"They tell you that it's true"
"We've all taken arrows in the knee!"
"An arrow in the kneeEEEeeeEE!"
"An arrow in the knEEeeeeEEee!"
"An arrow in the kneeEEeeEEEee!"