Grocery store, three niggers inside The store ain't opened, it's the middle of the night Alarm goes off, the cops show up They caught them red handed, put them in handcuffs
And then, and then, and then, and then Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up Wouldn't you know it, Jesse Jackson showed up He had a bunch of porch monkeys praising his name While he preached and he hollered and he passed the blame And said "them niggers wasn't stealing when they got caught They was only doing some shopping, just like I thought White man shouldn't have a store there, it's all his fault" And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Election time, a new president Al Gore had to win so the niggers all went The chads were counted and counted again They counted three times but they still didn't win
And then, and then, and then, and then Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up Wouldn't you know it, Jesse Jackson showed up He had a bunch of porch monkeys praising his name While he preached and he hollered and he passed the blame And said "listen you niggers, I think we've been had If we lose this election it's gonna be bad And it's the white man's fault cause he stole all the chads" And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Something's gonna happen one of these days If Jesse Jackson don't start mending his ways He's gonna keep stirring them niggers up Til the white man says "enough is enough"
And then, and then, and then, and then The Klan will show up, the Klan will show up All dressed in white they're gonna show up He's gonna be sorry for strutting his stuff Hell's gonna break loose when the Klan shows up And they'll say "Jackson, what do you mean causing all this trouble It's up your's nigger, we're gonna pop your bubble We're gonna break it off in you and stick it in double" So just watch yourself Jesse when this Klan shows up
You better watch yourself Jesse when the Klan shows up