Goin' back to Dallas take my razor and my gun Goin' back to Dallas take my razor and my gun, oh yeah Lots of people lookin' for trouble Man, sure gonna give 'em in some I believe old Dallas that's the meanest town I know I believe that Dallas that's the meanest town I know Because you're not safe in Dallas I don't care where you go You know that I'm evil just wanna have some fun There's so much shit in Texas I'm bound to step in some Goin' back to Dallas take my razor and my gun If there are people lookin' for trouble Sure gonna give 'em some I load up my revolver Sharpen up my knife Some redneck messin' with me man I'm bound to have his life Down to Dallas take my razor and my gun Man, people there lookin' for trouble Sure gonna give 'em some