[Intro] Awww… shit! Yo… Get the fuck up! Frank says get the fuck up!
[Verse 1: Pink Guy] I keep it tight like a nun's ass, get it? Y'all fuckers go home and masturbate to Reddit Flow dirty like I got a bad tooth decay Y'all no props like a run down theatre play Ball so hard, like my nuts are in spandex These bandits will see my antics and bounce like gymnastics When I'm done running on these wack beats like track meets A hard sole like athlete's feet Couldn't battle me, due to bad beef like cow disease (How does he do that?)
[The Rap in Pink Guy’s Dialect]
[Verse 2: Pink Guy] Rap and kill a stage while runnin' like ten errands Your rhymes just as relevant as Taliban veterans Name any fool on the mic I'm not better than; David Letterman ain't tonight's only specimen Hard on these tracks like a motherfucking locomotive Train on these beats for the folks that'll know the focus If I want to set a fire that set it with set schemes I've been doing this since you were a wet dream Stop be cool, like an AC's fuse blows Stay high like you're standing in on a Jew's nose I'm fucking cannibalistic So quit this interpretation of animal bitch-tricks Rhymes so pussy I can fill your fucking ovaries From halfway across the world, so don't bring them over please Go to Greece, or some place in the East If your rhymes remain fat, then fuck it, I'll be obese It ain't a party 'till the titties involved So stand the fuck up like you sat on your balls, playa Like you sat on your balls, playa (x2)
[Outro] Oww! Yo Shoutouts to Salamander man for taking my, uhh, Hotpocket this morning… I’m gunna fucking kill you