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60 years ago today a beautiful man was born!
He’s really a fine fellow and that is why I'm torn!
I hope I don't regret this, I'm just doing what I'm told!
So Mr. Wells, you’re getting old!

You’re so old your memory's in black and white!
The key to your house was on Ben Franklin's kite!
You lived through the Ice Age that must have been cold!
So Mr Wells, hey, you’re getting old!

You’re really a fine principal, but what do you do for fun?
Cause your social security number is just the number one.
I’ve hears you babysat for Jesus, or so I’m told!
So Mr. Wells, hey, you’re getting old!

Now I’m sorry to be so mean and rude!
I've seen raisins with fewer wrinkles than you, yeah!
You can’t park a remark that lacks a question mark
You got your pets off of Noah's Ark
Hey, Mr. Wells, you don’t fit the average mold,
Cause, Mr Wells, you’re getting old!

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