The Lord of The Rings Hobbits, Dwarves Elves and Men Kings and Queens EPICNESS Lord of The Rings The greatest tale ever told you on screen PO-TA-TOES
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves Aragorn fights off The nine evil Ringwraiths The Fellowship forms Saruman's a jerk Gandalf's torn from the group You shall not pass Boromir's embedded Uruk-hai's beheaded Like a boss The Fellowship is broken Thanks for J.R.R. Tolkien Frodo's gone And Sam's coming with you
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor My precious Gandalf th White returns to wage war Pip and Merry hug trees Theoden is like Benjamin Button He's aging backwards Legolas surfs on a shield to defend Helm's Deep Big trees Are attacking the orcs
The sword has been reforged and (He's the king) Now a legion of ghosts are at hand (He's the king) Sam uses his spider slay skills While the elf and Gimli count kills One last battle It's good vs evil Frodo you must Destroy the Ring of Power No Destroy it It's mine Destroy it It's mine
Aragorn sits on his throne Middle Earth is saved By the smallest of things In The Lord of The Rings