Jon Cozart - Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds | Текст песни

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The Lord of the Rings
Hobbits, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
EPICNESS
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
PO-TA-TOES
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman`s a jerk
Gandalf`s torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir`s embedded
Uruk-hai`s beheaded
(like a boss)
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo`s gone
(And Sam`s coming with you)

Golum leads the ring to Mordor
(My Precious)
Gandalf the White returns to wage war

Pip and Merry hug trees
Theoden is like Benjamin Button
He`s aging backwards
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
(Helm`s Deep)
Big trees
Are attacking the orcs

The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He`s the King)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and Gimli count kills

(Frodo, Sam, Pipin, Mary, Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor, Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Smeagol, Erlond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob, Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye )

One last battle
It`s good vs evil
Frodo you must
Destroy the
Ring of Power
(No)
Destroy it
(It`s mine)
Destroy it
(It`s mine)
*… *
(Yeah!)

Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle Eath is saved
By the smallest of things
In The Lord of the Rings