I’m Jon, I’m not a gangster, fool Cause I follow all the rules I play ping pong and pool I don’t disrespect authority Or go against majority Let’s face it My momma is my number one priority I like Sarah Palin There’s no chicks that I’m nailing And you’ll never catch me failing Cause I’m sailing through school I’m white, I’m really, really white I’m so pale I practically get sunburnt at night Hey, where you at? Put your hands in the air I got a big black comb for my white boy hair So don’t expect me to be nice I spread like lice I’m colder than cold I froze Vanilla ice My name is Paint The lyrical saint I got too many girls, I wanna file a complaint I’m 19, although I look like I’m 9 But I pick my women like fruit of the vine I make guys jealous, and I make girls squeal That’s a lie, I got no sex appeal So I don't care if you hate me Girls already don’t date me So go click SUBSCRIBE and don’t forget to rate me