Jon La Joie - I Kill People | Текст песни

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• Jon La Joie
• I Kill People

Did you miss me?

Oooh, yeah
What, what MC Vagina's right back in this bitch
Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the vaginal crease
Player haters beware, because

Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns
Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns
Pow

Hey punkass gangsters, what you lookin' at
You think you can front with me, you better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie "Invincible"
I'm invisible like... well, I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie "Attack of the clones"
I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning
Put your hands up
Old people burning, old people burning
That's kinda messed up

What, what, you got a problem with this
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts
I-I mean I'll punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V.A.G.I.N.A

refren':
Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat
'Cause I don't give a fuck, I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist
Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because
I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things 'cause you don't have a lot of money Ha-ha, you want these things, but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool, 'cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people I have more money than you do Stupid poor people, stupid poor people You can't even afford food

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms 'cause my penis is so big
Twenty five inches long and twelve inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections
No... that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right
My lyrics are like the movie "The Shawshank Redemption"
They're really good

refren'

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember
how many people I've killed
But it's probably around seven... thousand
Two thousand five plus four pennies representing the north side
C to the anada, bitch

Oh, yeah, women are actually good for four things
Cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters' vaginas

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