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If I had wings
I'd fly away from here
For wherever I'd land
The people would think that I was weird

They'd be like
"Why do you have wings?
Did your mom have sex with a bird
Or something?"

If I had one wish
I'd wish for a thousand more
But that'd probably be against the rules
So I'd have to think some more

Then I'd wish for
All the Superman's powers
So I can fly around, see through walls
And look at girls taking showers

If I ruled the world
It would probably fall apart
Cause I'm not a very organised person
And I'm not really all that smart

I'd just sit around
Smoking weed all day
And be like
"Who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"

I'd be high as fuck

And if I could ask God one question
I'd ask him "What's the meaning of life?"
And he'd probably answered
"I can tell you but then I'm gonna have to kill you"
And I'd just say "Nevermind"

I'm not that curious
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me

If I had a million dollars
How would I spend them?
I'd think of giving it to the poor
But then I'd say "Fuck that shit"

And I'll go buy a real expensive
Pimped out ride
And be like "Yo bitch check out the rims on my ride
Get in the back seat and I'll fuck you from behind"

If I had wings
I'd fly high in the sky
But I would be a weird
Looking half-bird guy

Regular everyday half-bird guy...


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