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Ah yeah, I'm back bitches.

Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding,
They should suck my dick.

Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
2 + 2 = Vagina

My love is like lightening.
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane.
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No wait that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…

Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
E= McVagina

I’ve got a present for you right here
Actually it’s not a present, it’s my penis!
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, like my penis

I don’t like it when you talk.
Cause that just means you aren’t sucking my penis.
Love is for girls and gays.
If you want to be with me it goes 1 of 2 ways.
Either you have sex with me
Or you have sex with me

I have really good sex moves
That I learned in China
I’m a sexual tiger
And I feed on vagina
Roar

Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
What time is it? Vagina

What’s the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?
There is none.
I want my penis to be in both those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man.
Cause my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude van Dam
But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.

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