I'm a stay at home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay at home dad It's just the baby and me
I'm a stay at home dad While my wife's at work I got a bottle in my hand And spit-up on my shirt
Baby wakes me up around 5am Kickin and screamin until his face turns red He usually tends to calm down once he's fed So I give him his bottle my wife gets out of bed
Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready Uh-oh uh-oh, someone's diaper is smelly Uh-oh uh-oh, it leaked all over his belly Uh-oh uh-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly
Kiss my wife good-bye while I clean up his bum-bum It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun I tried not to get soap in his eyes He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
But if he cries, to make him stop I've got a trick I'll make funny noises with my mouth like this (makes noise with lips) ga ga goo goo ga ga ga Then we play peek-a-boo it makes him laugh
I'm a stay at home dad It's a full time job I'm a stay at home dad But I like it a lot
I'm a stay at home dad During his afternoon nap I watch The Price Is Right and I make myself a snack
Cheese and crackers! If I have errands to run I take the van Strap him in his car seat And bring his baby bag
I always make sure his seat's well strapped in My baby's security is important Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma But I gotta be sure to make it back by 4 o'clock
So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah What should I make tonight? Maybe some pasta And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that 5 o' clock's the time that she gets back
She asks me how my day was I say not bad It's all in a day's work as a stay at home dad
I'm a stay at home dad I don't take drugs I'm a stay at home dad I get high on baby hugs
I'm a stay at home dad I'm like Winnie The Pooh But my favorite Disney movie Is the Lion King Two
I also like Ice Age
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