Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous | Текст песни

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In the planet of Earth I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am even the people who don’t know who I am
Because I am very super famous
Super famous very super famous
Lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, BITCH
Super famous very super famous
You are not you are shit
All around the world people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North South East West to East
Make their pennies wet like basements in New Orleans
In the France language girls say Montre moi tes genitals!
Spanish girls also say things that I don’t know
What they are talking about cause I don’t speak Spanish at all
They are probably talking about how my penis is super not small
I led the vaginist revolution in Russia they call me the crocodile hunter in Australia
Wait that sounds like I hunt penisis I don’t I do chicks
In Iraq they found "WMD", women on my dick
I am Osama Ben Semen the vaginal terrorist on 69.11
I took down two chicks
And the third girl inexplicably collapses on her own
Sorry I just watched loose for change, the pornspirasy video
German girls devoured my French squarely in Germany
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea
I don’t mean I had sex with a girl on her period that’s right
I don’t mind catching a bun on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight
In England girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their virginityI always do but
I still make sure to wear a condomMy sperm is famous it could make you pregnant in your bump
Chorus
If a lot of people know how you are means you are a talented artist
In order to be super famous you have to be the most smartest
When I am on the red carpet or at celebrities partys
Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on smarties
More people know me than there are people on the Earth
Across the thousand of countries people are singing my words
Even in the countries where people die cause they are so poor
They save up to buy my albums instead of going to groceries store
Cause I am more famous than food that’s right you heard me
More people know me than there are people who know how to eat
I am more famous than mountains
I am more famous than watches
But if you wanna hang with me make sure your panties are crothless
I am like Lee I shot really really fast
all over your face until your head flays back
Back back into your left
back back into your left
For your safety wear a helmet and a semen through
Yeah the Eiffel tower is a lot like my dick
It’s big and it stinks when soap get inside the tip
My sex moves are like the movies Die hard with revenge
There awesome and
Chorus
The girls up North wanna get all up in my but
Cause even though I am Canadian I am even famous than Canada
I light a dick fire to warm up your cold vagina hands
Then I’ll cover you in white like the Ku Klux Klan
All the Mexicans love me down in the South America
From Columbia to Brazil all the way to Algeria
I am Che Vagina I liberate girls from their present pants
I am Fidel Astro the dictator of ..
I am Sudam Hussein the king of being hanged
I am Queen Jeezsabeth I wear a crown of cum
I am president hard as Barack Obama
I am reforming the health care system
Wait that wasn’t sexual
The paparazzi follows me every day in my life
I am like Princess Diana except I am alive
I am like AIDS everyone has heard of me
I am happiest inside this vagina I got HIV
I am on the cover of magazines headline of the newspapers
Reads Hide your daugther Mc Vagina's gonna rape her
Wo! wo! I didn’t write that
Sorry sorry that was me, my bad
Chorus
Oh Yeah, famous like a tree
It helps you get pussy
For all you French ladies out there Le feu sur le cheval était brisé, BITCHES!
I am out of here
I am going to a party with other famous people like Puff Daddy and Brad Pitts
Peace of

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