Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective | Текст песни

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• Jon Lajoie
• WTF Collective

Other rappers are comprehensible, not me.
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact. I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah you're whack cause everybody understands what you say.
But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape.

Yo, I'm MC Insecure what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
And it took me 7 months to write the first part of this verse
And now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
(Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)

Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this bitch
Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened that was traumatic.
I used to have more lines but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
(WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

Yo, MC Public Urination, what what?
I can take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk
Anytime anywhere I just whip out my cock
And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch
You other MCs can't handle this shit
You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You're all running to a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick!

Yo, MC Fatigue. Yeah that's me.
Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep
(snoring)

I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)

Yo, I'm MC Doesn't know what irony is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Come to my place I'll suck your dick"
I said "Hell yeah bitch that's so ironic"

I'm MC Gets sidetracked easily.
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that.
Wait what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked.

Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1,2 and 3
I liked those movies but the fourth disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogy

Yo, MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3
Though I do agree it was a groundbreaking trilogy
The fourth was awesome cause they added Chris Rock and Jet Li.

Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes
There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes.

Yo, I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard.
But motherfuckers I don't really have the time.
So fuck that and come back to the chorus guy.

I'm still singing the chorus.
(Thank God we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus
(Such a boring fucking job)
I'm gonna take my forty bucks
(That's what they're paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(Masturbate then go to sleep)