Jonathan Mann - What Up My Young-Youngs? | Текст песни

• Тексты песен
• Jonathan Mann
• What Up My Young-Youngs?

Jason likes to draft things
He’s obsessed with drafting things
All the things will be drafted eventually
It’ll culminate
In a draft draft where the biggest and the best drafts will be drafted
Eventually

The SNL draft went off the rails
Before Jason did the intro spot
“I can’t believe you’re giving me ‘The Robot’”

(chorus)
The word “youngling” is redundant
“Young” means one thing and “-ling” means the same thing
Space children
What up, my young-youngs?

The douche commercial
I don’t like sand
Everything here is smooth
Don’t forget, don’t ever forget
To couple it with a caress

“This is such a turn on”
And for his encore
He rides a pig cow and he falls off
The capering, oh, the capering

Here’s Beru! You guys like Beru!
Doo Watto ditty doo Watto doo
Serenity struggles to form complete sentences
About Padme and Anakin

And lo, Merlin did walk
Along the road with no shoulder
And verily
He did find
He found the McDonalds
And he brought some back
He brought it back to his family

Steve picks Ben
Picking Listener Etienne
Picking Steve picking Laurie, Janis, and Chad
Picking Steve picking Skeletor

Does the WOPR have a moral code?
I know the sound of an Imperial Probe
Butter Zone and the Shame Hole
Va-va-va-voom!

Brianna hates the whale
The Mean Woody angle
Apply liberal
amounts of handwavium to your head canon

[chorus]

(Steve)
Kiki’s flying on a broomstick
And she has a cat
Now she’s over a town
Which is a place where people live

(Merlin)
She’s encountering problems
With weather and other witches

(Steve)
Here come some seagulls
Watch out for the poop Kiki

What up, my young-youngs?

Jonathan Mann еще тексты