Prepare a 2000 eXperience. The latest we're offered and the best. You load up your browser. It feels so quick. Cause finally everything is fixed...
...in IE6.
So much is better. So much is wrong. Loading transparent 8-bits all night long. No cluttering tabs or a bookmark bar. And for all your desires click the star.
You can load up an ajax and asynchronize ... your self. ... anything on the local domain. ... your applications till they finally break. ... everything you know.
You can fix any layout issue with zoom, ... catch for javascript. ... an astrerick in your CSS. ... negative margin for overflow.
After so many H T T P hits, the browser unexpectedly quits!
What was the problem? I don't even know! Didn't have any javascript.. just some CSS, HTML, and, oh wait, I know... that breaks IE6!