Now the LITTLE GIRL had two Chinese dolls that had come along with them too, And one had the name of, "MO-DON-FUN," and the other was called, "AH-CHOO" They rubbed each other's noses, (that's the way the chinky Chinaman kiss,) Then they started in, to do a dance, that sounded something like this....
The Chinese Dance (Dolls in dance routine.) (Nationalist) VOICE: "Chang-fong-chee-hop-so-wing-so-lee..... Go light yo' fiah-clacker, bang-up Chlissmus..." (Dance continues, faster and faster to finish.)
Dance of the Flutes
D'ja ever see a tin flute dancing? (Hm?) D'ja ever know a piccolo could dance a jig? Here's the tune they dance to when they get a chance to, It's a kind of a rinky-dinky, ending with a whirli-gig... (flute dances) When, they play the music hot, they dance a hot gavotte... As like as not...... When a penny flute goes dancing, he'll never ask a lady piccolo of course, He never goes for small things, what he likes, of all things, is...a HORSE! (Flute & HORSE ballet) Don't you think they're both entrancing, What could be as graceful as a hunk O' TIN, 'Specially in the chorus, dancing with a H-O-R-U-S That's a pretty picture or my name is Gunga Din! (Ballet continues) Let us leave them gently....... Maybe instrument'ly....... (Play-off.)