[Hook] Everybody's sexually active Somebody out there's objectively attractive Act correctly you can match the simulacra Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
[Verse 1:Jonny 5] I went to a love hotel, I pulled a fire alarm I beat up my brother with a tennis ball container, I had my tired arm Pulling, fantasizing bout a blow up doll I didn't get off, It didn't go off, I didn't feel satisfied at all I wanted to run away but I didn’t have a reason I got so mad one time I started crying and seizing Paper after paper looking for something I didn't need Found one, just as I ripped it my fit was already done This is how I begun Seeing how I'm different from T.V. And I keep re-seeing it telling me how to be and it's bullshit! I yelled "fuck the police" while I drove past Used to think I had to learn to freestyle in order to rap
[Hook] Everybody's sexually active Somebody out there's objectively attractive Act correctly you can match the simulacra Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
Everybody's sexually active Somebody out there's objectively attractive Act correctly you can match the simulacra Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
[Verse 2: Faith] I tried X but I didn't know why Cause then I had sex but I didn't get high Supermodels are XXY It's all just a lie Kids fall for fads see ads and wanna try it I spent twenty on a diet, so what? I still have cellulite and no butt No, but, but but until you laugh and just grow up Learn to live with the bullshit, You're only gonna throw up, Turning sick at the pulpit, Preaching sermons Concerning myth, Scheming, burning demons that don't exist Thank God media and reality don't match I need my own private Quiet zone that's my own patch of life, Detached from the hype I don't wanna be imitated exactly right Cause truth is stranger than fiction You should change your addiction Before Disneylandlords arrange your eviction
[Hook] Everybody's sexually active Somebody out there's objectively attractive Act correctly you can match the simulacra Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
[Verse 3: Jonny 5] See I wanna write a song for the missing persons, The nerds and the sixty-six year old virgins, Burnt out surgeons, Mental patients, Persians, Haitians, urban gay Asians, Nymphos, blimp-nose wimps, Uncorrupt cops, hermaphrodites, Fat kids, black kids, Anorexics trying to muster up an appetite, Phoneless, homeless, owners of disease, Anyone who slept through New Year’s Eve, Clumsy thieves, Uneven sleeved impotent men, Napalm babies with scarred skin, Vietnam vets, Tourette’s syndrome girls with hairy arms, Balding boys in the club with their mom, In love with their mom, Diabetics, anybody who just doesn't get it, Stutterers, bread butterers, suburb gutter punks, Wanna-be monks, CEOs who wet the bed, The snails, and the angry white males, and the Siamese twins who connect at the head
I expect that you said "I don't want to be compared to them, I'm not weak, not a freak, I'm American" But if you stood next to 'em you'd embarrass them, So let me say my prayer again
See I wanna write a song for the missing persons, The nerds and the sixty-six year old virgins, Burnt out surgeons, Mental patients, Persians, Haitians, urban gay Asians, Nymphos, blimp-nose wimps, Uncorrupt cops, hermaphrodites, Fat kids, black kids, Anorexics tryin to muster up an appetite, Phoneless, homeless, owners of disease, Anyone who slept through New Year’s Eve, Clumsy thieves, Uneven sleeved impotent men, Napalm babies with scarred skin, Vietnam vets, Tourette’s syndrome girls with hairy arms, Balding boys in the club with their mom, In love with their mom, Diabetics, anybody who ju