I close my eyes, And stand there grinning, (WOAH-OH) We can't stop winning, (WOAH-OH) You'd be grinning too. And when I first came, (WHEN HE FIRST CAME) I was delighted, (WOAH-OH) Could've managed, United (WOAH-OH) But any team will do. I wore my coat, (HE WEARS HIS COAT) The world is merry, (WOAH-OH) I've got, John Terry, (WOAH-OH) And Drogba too, (GO ON DIDIER!) Very good, I switched them round, (HE SWITCHES ROUND) They all are hating, (WOAH-OH) But I like rotating, (WOAH-OH) Any team will do.
(GO ON GAFFER!)
A corner kick, Is just enough, A little flick from, Damien Duff, (GO ON DAMIEN! GO ON DUFFER!) The ball flies right into the net, And we are 1-0 up!
(ONE NIL! ONE NIL! ONE NIL! ONE NIL!)
May I return, (MAY I RETURN) To the beginning, (WOAH-OH) It's so easy winning, (WOAH-OH) When your team is blue. (Come on) (BLUE IS THE COLOUR!) We can't go wrong, (WE CANT GO WRONG) I am in heaven, (WOAH-OH) Playing whatever, eleven, (WOAH-OH) 'Cause any team will do. (YEAH!!!)
Now, Go and be champions, (YEAH!!) Be champions! (YEAH!!) Do it, (YEAH!!) Love it! (YEAH!!) And if you dont do it, (mumbles..) You can kill yourselves! (YEAH!!) And take that from me!