Well, it's been so long Since we first met And the honeymoon is over
I'd like to forget The night we met You lied to me You said that you were nineteen when you were twenty-three
Well it's cold outside But colder in here Every year I want to leave you I get the use I fear Well there's snow on the street A star on a tree We may be happily married But you're killing me
So Merry Christmas babe I think I hate you A little bit more than last year
This year My present to you I'm getting sick of christmas I'm already sick of you This year My present to you I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you You hoe, hoe, hoe
Your mother never liked me And you've got an Oedipus complex Your father's so self-righteous And he thinks he's Malcolm X So Merry Christmas babe I think I hate you A little bit more than last year
This year My present to you I'm getting sick of christmas I'm already sick of you This year My present to you I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you You hoe, hoe, hoe
I hate your smile I hate your folks I hate our kids I hate your clothes I hate your kiss I hate your spell I hate your music taste as well
\"Darling, cool is not music.\"
I hate how middle class we are I hate your super executive car I hate your job You're such a nob!
\"Darling, it's your turn to walk the dog.\" \"Where's the dog?\"
This year My present to you I'm getting sick of christmas I'm already sick of you This year My present to you I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you You hoe, hoe, hoe
This year My present to you I'm getting sick of christmas I'm already sick of you This year My present to you Get out of my life, get out of my life, get out of my life
\"I ain't no hoe, motherfucker.\" You hoe, hoe, hoe