I hate you Because I don't agree with what you do Because you never seem to have a clue what's wrong or right
You disgust me Writing with your left hand like it's right I think you're gonna start a fight tonight, if you're not careful
And there is only one of 10 of us that's broken Why can't you just use your right hand, like a normal Joe can
I hate you Every time you're picking up a pen You're only trying to get the childeren to copycat you
You're a sinner The Bible spells it out in black and white Why you think we read it from left to right, is that an accident?
Cuz the scribes who wrote the bible saw the link The never would have let their hands get smeared up in the ink
Some say it's genetics that makes you who you are They say you haven't got a choice But you can learn to use the chosen hand Sloppy writing's not the end
I hate you You always wanna rub it in my face All you lefties never seem to know that there's a time and there's a place
I hate you Equal rights we'll never part Why you think we called 'em "rights" to start with, they ain't for you