I'm a punk rock prom queen Brown paper magazine Hotter than you've ever seen Everywhere and in between A ten-ticket thrill ride Don't ya wanna come inside A five-star triple-threat Hardest of the hard to get No one's little red corvette Ain't seen nothin' like me yet
But it took 6 whole hours And 5 long days 4 all your lies to come undone And those 3 small words Were way 2 late 'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1
I'm your late-night head rush Ace-high royal flush Red velvet orange crush You just don't impress me much A glossy double-cover spread Opened up inside your head A black-cherry paradise Half the sugar twice the spice I don't wanna treat you nice Come on baby roll the dice
But it took 6 whole hours And 5 long days 4 all your lies to come undone And those 3 small words Were way 2 late 'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1