Josip On Deck - I'm Japanese | Текст песни

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• Josip On Deck
• I'm Japanese

Konnichiwa
Joisp-san
Anime desu
Pokémon life
Everybody watched Dragon Ball Z

[Chorus]
When I look in a mirror (in a mirror)
I see a Japanese nigga (a Japanese nigga)
'Cuz I spend my time playing pokémon (my time playing pokémon)
'Cuz I like readin' all that Shonen Jump (Readin' all that Shonen Jump)
I stay watching DBZ , oh my god I'm Japanese
Eat my food with chopsticks, oh my god I'm Japanese
I like anime pussy, oh my god I'm Japanese
Naruto R.I.P, oh my god I'm Japanese

[Verse 1]
Oh my god I'm Japanese
People act so fuckin' mean
Yeah I fuck with FUNinmation 'cuz they made DBZ
And I been playin' pokémon games since GBC
And I'm so kawaii, and I'm so kawaii

I don't really fuck with English 'cuz it's not Japanese
If you talkin' down on anime, that is blasphemy
Fuck a book, they got too many words for me to read
So it's Tokyo, poppin' V-I-Z 'til I D-I-E

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
My ex-girlfriend was demon so now I got yellow fever
I only fuck with girls of my own race (and that's far Eastern)
I was mad when I walked in the building and I see no Asian girls
Everything sucks that's not from Asian world

I just wanna watch Attack on Titan and go Comic Con
Why is everybody tryin' tell me to stop having fun
Everything sucks 'til I open up a Shonen Jump
Was gon' kill myself until Toonami started back coming on