Mr., Mr., Mr., do you hear me? Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit, yes, I do Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no no You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
I've been checking my clock wouldn't it be worth a lot If you would just call me, boy We've been talking a lot, saying it'd be worth a shot Saying that you want to fall
Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up? Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true I keep hoping that I'll sober, maybe realize it's over Will I ever see a change in you?
Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no You're selfish yes, you are
Ain't got enough mistakes on my page for it all You got me fucked, you got me fucked, baby There was a time when I cried, now I don't care at all Now I'm just bored, I'm so bored
See it's the same of something stupid Had a falling out with Cupid Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart
My prince charming took a wrong turn When it sings and never came over Will you smile and laugh when you're alone? Will you smile, baby?
You're Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit Yes, I do Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no, no You're selfish yes, you are
Mr. Wankerman, hey, hey, there Mr., Mr., yeah, Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah
Mr. Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect, no You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are
Mr. Wankerman, I'm gunna, I'm gunna let my band Tell you something worth thinking about Tell him for me, tell him for me now
Mr., Mr., Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah, yeah Mr. Wankerman, I'm so tired, we all tired Every single one of us here, we're sick and tired We're sick and tired of your shit
Mr. Wankerman, I've been so tired of your shit Along with everything else, baby Mr. Wankerman, you got no respect for your lady And you're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are
Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah Mr. Wankerman, yeah, yeah Mr. Wankerman, you a wankerman Yeah, yeah, yeah
I put up with your shit for such a long time I'm not gunna take no more, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm tired, baby, can't you see that I'm tired, love? I even had to, I had to write song about it
It's ridiculous, yeah, to get you off my chest Out of my head, out of my life for good, baby 'Cause you're just a silly little wankerman Not worth it, silly little man, yeah
Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on To someone, taller, cuter, nicer and all the way better And everything, everything I need, dear, yeah You just so silly, baby, you're a wankerman
Thank you for dusty, love, she's really cute And thank you for the lyrics, love, they really helped me out Thank you for growing me up I lost a lot of trust with you but I'm wiser for it, yes, I am
Now you can go on, boy Don't turn around, just keep walking Mr. Wankerman, yes, walking, walking, baby You got a couple issues in your head Nothing but a no-good, dirty ugly asshole Maybe that was a little harsh Walking, walking
Keep on bouncing, yeah, yeah Keep on bouncing, step, step, stepping Keep on stepping, keep on moving on One foot in front of the other Get the fuck out of my face, bitch That's a keeper
Bitch, Mr. Wankerman He's such a twat Did anybody see 'War of the Worlds'?