[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft] I've been the Tomb Raider since '96 Nathan Drake, you wish you were as fine as this The name's Lara Croft, I'll amaze the world To think twice when they underestimate a girl I'm an actual genius, that's a fact boy You got nothing on me, you douche-y frat boy I'm making history, you're just in it for the money People think you're cute, but I prefer Sully
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake] He's all yours, he's practically my father If that's what you're into go ahead, I won't bother Speakin' of dads, your daddy was dope Living in his shadow, that's gotta blow My douche-y demeanor? I hate to say you like it Join me Lara, cause you'd make a great sidekick You're walkin' in my footsteps, even since you started Cause everywhere I've been was already uncharted
[Hook: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden] I love to wonder what's undiscovered It's one big world out there, so much to plunder We're climbing mountains and going down under I found it first so you can go find another
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake] You know that I'm the best, that you can't mistake Because I'm the descendant of Sir Francis Drake Yes I'm in it for the money, but for what it counts I always save my friends, that's what I'm all about And hey I dig your style, I like your butt You could be so cool if you'd lighten up See, you know what good a little humor can do me Stick around Lara, and I'll make you my groupie
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft] Take your eyes off me, you hopeless fan boy You think you'll outsmart me? You know you can't, boy I'm more resourceful than MacGyver I don't need a man, cause I'm a lone survivor You've found some temples and ancient stuff? But every single time, you just blow them up You're just lucky, cause you got no skill Take a good look, because looks can kill
[Hook: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden] I love to wonder what's undiscovered It's one big world out there, so much to plunder We're climbing mountains and going down under I found it first so you can go find another
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft] You're predictable, Nathan Drake When you're on the mic, I can't stay awake
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake] Listen Miss Croft, you sound pissed off You look at me and just wish you were this hot
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft] Coming from the Indiana Jones rip-off? Here's a map Nate, so you don't get lost
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake] If you got brains? Put 'em to use The only good thing about you is your... eyes
[Andrea Storm Kaden as Lara Croft] Your cheap one-liners are lame as can be And I bet that you wish that Elena was me I work on my own, don't need any help
[JT Machinima as Nathan Drake] No wonder you're single, you're full of yourself I got stacks of riches and mountains of fame At the end of my adventures I go out with a bang Let's make a truce, you're not the worst But still, don't forget who got here first
[Hook: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden] I love to wonder what's undiscovered It's one big world out there, so much to plunder We're climbing mountains and going down under I found it first so you can go find another