JT Machinima - Angry Birds Rap | Текст песни

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• JT Machinima
• Angry Birds Rap

little piggy little piggy,let me come in
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin
I got an appetite and I'm comin' for your eggs
How you gonna take them if you don't have any legs

Airstrike inbound,got the piggies shakin'
Anybody else like a smell of fresh bakon?
Birds of a feather flock together
Tho heads are good but three are better

There is nothing that can hold us back
We're tearing down your walls,wood,stone and glass
Who build your house? Cus it's useless bro
You pigs shold be on a home improvement show

Hey Terence! -What?
Do the bull dozer
Flatten these hogs like a pork steam roller
My turn to fly,now the game's over
Piggies ain't safe cus I don't eat Kosher

Angry is what you're made me
But when you mess with my nest can you blame me
Cus I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me
When I get angry
I take them to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job? Someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

It won't be my eggs you have for lunch
Trust him on that,because he packs a punch
Beware me,I'm a very scary canary
The bird call on when you need a Hail Mary

I make a big impact,doubling the rubble
Chuck's got feathers you don't wanna ruffle
I'm the kinda birdy who stay away from trouble
But if trouble troubles me I'm putting trouble in a bubble

Somebody say my name?I came to grab a snack
You just ate dinner,should't you be cutting back?
When I can't help my metabolism's fast
Beside sometimes it pays to be fat

Hal's in the house so nobody fear
I'll boomerang around 'em then I'll pound 'em in the rear
I'm stick of these pigs like i got swine flu
time to wipe theme out,someone light my fuse

I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's aangrier
Soon enought,you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies,ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around

Call us crazy,flying off slingshots
But nothing you do is gonna stop this flock
We're jast bunch of a cocky cocks
Flying hing and dropping bombs

I got these dumb hogs all shell-shocked
Hope you guys like your pork cooked well-done
This is our nest,and we're gonna protect it
We'll hit you pigs where you least expect it

Fall back piggies,we surrounded!
New high score! Let me tweet about it
I got a golden egg,now you're gonna get snubbed
I'll be rollin in the dough while you're rolling in the mud

Throw up the white flag,time to surrender
we'll give a whooping you don't wanna remember
Any time any place,any freakin' season
We love killing piggies,we don't even need a reason

Angry is what you're made me
But when you mess with my nest can you blame me
Cus I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me
When I get angry
I take them to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job? Someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's aangrier
Soon enought,you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies,ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around