[Intro: Rendain] Some members of the Battleborn have banded together to make a rap? Ha! This should be as entertaining as it is pathetic When all the light has been snuffed out in the universe What will you do? Will you fight together? Or die alone?
[Rath] Away with you, Rendain, you traitorous scum I'm as swift as a Dreadwind, for your head I have come I'm the veteran samurai of the Jennerit Empire Don't ask what will happen if you should mess with a vampire Okay, I'm not a vampire, but I get that a lot So I just went with the flow, plus ladies think that it's hot All my enemies will fall when I siphon their lifeforce And after they're dead, I'll lick their blood off of my swords
[Thorn] My temper is shorter than your time on this planet Don't get on my bad side, find a target I can't hit I'm a Thorn in your side, one thing is sure, you will die Because I've got up to five arrows drawn at a time Hit you with the Volley, that's a horizontal barrage Then I'll curse the earth upon which you walk I got that Eldrid Vitality, I'm the last of my kind I'm guided by nature, I'll bring the Wrath of the Wild
[Chorus] Born into battle Raised by a war We're born to battle Cuz we're Battleborn Might sound redundant But this is all we know We fight together Or die alone
[Marquis] Some call me sociopathic, I call it deadly and dapper Call me what you prefer, but I would rather the latter I'm a fashion icon, a widely reputed sniper Let me check my pocket watch, time to pay the piper A butler to Phoebe, I'm of use if you need me And when I can't do my dirty work, I call on Hoodini Upon the unwashed masses, pure havoc I'm wreaking Now the profit in riches are really all that I'm seeking
[Shayne and Aurox] We've got the best tag team that you've ever seen A demonic monster and an angsty teen Let's start the brawl, we'll be leading the Rogues Best hang on to your shields, now you'll need 'em the most Razor-sharp claws and a whole lot of attitude Call yourselves Battleborn? I just call you Battlenoobs Wanna play fetch? You'll know I'll say yes Let's show these other Battleborn how to play dead
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[Montana] I'm the biggest around, so I can raise your morale Who needs cover fire? Cuz I'm laying it down I came to keep the peace, the Varelsi better be ready Cuz I'm the best with a minigun, what the heck is a heavy? Take a hike, son, while I pop another round in Some call me Mr. Everest because I'm a man mountain Dropping ice cold bars, dishing out winter I'm the number one lumberjack, I make ya go \"timber!\"
[Rendain] I don't have the time for your butt theatrics You Battleborn were only born to get your ass kicked The LLC is conceited, the Peacekeepers are weakest And the Eldrid are overrated tree-hugging vegans But if you're with the Rogues, that's as low as you go Now that the Jennerit Empire's under my control You will all be destroyed when Solas falls I would be more threatened by the Overwatch
[JT Machinima] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold up, did he just say that?
[Andrea Storm Kaden] Yeah, he just compared us to Overwatch
[JT Machinima] Alright, let's kick his ass!
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[Outro] Yeah We get it, Thorn, you can sing Bloody showoff