Forget my real name, just call me the Doomguy I've been here 23 years, Chief you're the new guy How many times you ripped me off? I don't wanna sue ya You're just an expensive weapon, but I don't feel bad for fucking your suit up I've conquered the armies of hell, 5 goddamn times in a row And the clip in my weapon is massive cuz I don't have the time to reload So keep on walkin' tall, the bigger the tree, the harder the fall How many weapons you carryin' John? Because I'm packing an arsenal
How many weapons do I need? Hmm.. Just one I'm the weapon, it don't matter the gun I'm carrying You must have hit your head a million times on a tree Cause you have lost your friggin' mind if you think you better than me UNSC Master Chief, I'm worldwide