Hi kids! Do you like violence? Want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it? Got an appetite? Grab a couple slices Mom and dad lied when they told you I was lifeless What's this, someone in the main office? Hanging out after hours, how obnoxious Watching us on his monitor, preposterous Time to wake the others now we'll show him who the boss is Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper When i see a face like yours I remember Make it through the night, and I bet they'll give you tenure Then you can be part of Freddy's family forever! Most us got a major upgrade So I hope you don't hate stayin' up late It you're scared, give your resume an update Cuz unless you quit you'll still be making minimum wage