JT Machinima - Meet the Crew | Текст песни

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Scout:
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound you.
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No I don't got wings, but don't need 'em to fly
With a couple double jumps I'll be fleein' the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I I'm bringin' it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

Soldier:
About face maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low I can hurdly see
BAM - rocket jumpin' all over the place
Finish you punks with shovel to the face
If that's don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes

Pyro:
Welcom to my magical candyland
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer
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Chorus:
This rap is kind of overdue - right
But it's time to meet the cry - tight
The crazy dudes from TF2
So take a side, red or blue
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
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Engineer:
Let's set up shop and get to work
I build the health dispenser if you been heart
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto - aim rockets oughta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore i wack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead

Heavy:
Cry some more. Run while you can
You little babies don't stanf a chance
They call me heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle I'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch
Now I hungry. Give me sandvich
OKAY. I'm good.

Demoman:
Are you bleedin' idiot?
To fight with a drunken scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every granade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance lads
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe
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Chorus:
This rap is kind of overdue - right
But it's time to meet the cry - tight
The crazy dudes from TF2
So take a side, red or blue
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose
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Medic:
I'm the Medic. So don't go far
You might want a taste of my ubercharge
Stiil a doctor, but I lost my license
This could be problem - SHIZA
I'm always ready with a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schweinhund, I will win this
Don't overdose on my syringes

Sniper:
BOOM! That's another headshoot, bloke
I'm a profesional, you're a joke
I mean place mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm goin' it, you'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, whre things are heretic
Got a big machete that I'll slince ya head with
Aussie assassins aren't very common
But when ya hear this, keep on runnin'

Spy:
You probably know me for my disguise
And i dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm very accomplished backstabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got planty of ass to kick
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Chorus:
This rap is kind of overdue - right
But it's time to meet the cry - tight
The crazy dudes from TF2
So take a side, red or blue
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
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