JT Machinima - "Meet The Crew" (Team Fortress 2 Rap) | Текст песни

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• JT Machinima
• "Meet The Crew" (Team Fortress 2 Rap)

Verse 1:
Scout:
I got your head spinnin runnin circles around you
With a baseball bat that i'm usin to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No i don't got wings but i don't need em to fly
With a couple double jumps i'll be fleein the zone
Pick up your intel quick then i'm bringin it home
Im a pretty big deal that's the honest truth
I mean do uou even know who you're talkin to?

Soldier:
About face maggots stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helment so low i can hardly see
Bam - rocket jumpin all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you it'll break your nose
I hope you weasens are taking notes

Pyro:
Welcome to my magical candyland
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer

Hook:
This rap is kind of overdue - right
But now it's time to meet the crew - tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side Red or Blu
After i pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

Verse 2:
Engineer:
Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you been hurt
Plus a got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
An just in case i need it - self destruction
Step back fore i wack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead

Heavy:
Cry some more run while
You can you little babies don't stand a chance
They call me heavy this is my gun
When she starts spinning you better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch
Now i am hungry give me sandvich
(chewing)
Okay i'm good

Demoman:
Are you a bleeden idiot?
To fight with a drunken scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade i launch
Wherever i go the explosions follow
So keep your distance lads
And i carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe

Hook:
This rap is kind of overdue - right
But now it's time to the meet the crew - tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side Red or Blu - woo
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don''t know which one to choose

verse 3:
Medic:
I'm the medic so don't go far
You might want a taste of my ubercharge
Still a doctor but i lost my license
This could be a problem - shiza
I'm always ready with a bloody bone saw
But i can't help much if your head is blown off
Die schweinhind i will win this
Don't overdose on my syringes

Sniper:
Boom! That's another headshot bloke
I'm a professional you're a joke
I mean please mate show some respect
At least the way i'm doin it you'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback where things are hectic
Got a big machete thar i'll slice ya head with
Aussie assassins aren't very common
But when ya hear this kep on runnin

Spy:
You probably know me for my disguise
And i dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think i am on your team
Au revoir mor cheri
I'm very accomplished backstabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick

Hook:
This rap is kind of overdue - right
But now it's time to meet the crew - tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side Red or Blu
After i pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do