JT Machinima - Minecraft mob rap part II | Текст песни

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Lyrics of Minecraft Mob Rap Part 2:
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Gram-pa Jenkins : WOAH Sonny you've gotta get inside! They're coming! THEY'RE COMING!

Grandson : Woah, Gram-pa Jenkins what's wrong?

Gram-pa Jenkins : The mobs... They're coming for me again!

Grandson : What are you talking about!

Gram-pa Jenkins : They're-a coming!

Grandson : Oh my notch!

Skeleton : Ladies and Gentlemen, we're back! AHAHAHAHA!

EnderDragon : You guys forgot me last time, But you won't forget me now!
You'll Find me in the ender, in a dark place underground!
Flying around, swooping down, ending any intruders in my house.
You'll need a lot of luck to get here, but you'll need more to get out!

Blaze : I'm from the nether man, all I do is rave.
This is why I'm hot, 'cause I love to blaze.
(cough cough)
Getting smoky, spittin' flames.
Take a Blaze rod bro, you'll be usin' it for days.

Slime : Slime and Magma Here!
Magma Cube : Just a hoppin' if you can tell!
Slime : I'll surprise ya when your mining!
Magma Cube : And you'll find me down in Hell!
Slime : Oh snap! If you attack-
Magma Cube : -we split in half to no end!
Slime : Magma Cube?
Magma Cube : What up Slime?
Slime : Time to bounce my friend!

Gram-pa Jenkins : Gotta make a run-run, gotta get away-way.
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until its day.
Then I'll have my fun-fun, when I know its safe-safe.
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way!

Grandson : Gram-pa always told me it's rough out there!
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!

Chicken : This is what you get for treating chickens like SH*T!
I'll sneak into your house and overpopulate it with a bunch of baby chicks!
When you come home from a long day of work you're gonna pull out all your hair! I'm laying eggs like a boss giving birth everywhere!

Skeleton : You've heard from me before, but I've come back right on time!
When I heard this funky beat I knew I had to drop a rhyme!
As you recall I'm quite a marksman with my arrows and my bow,
So you'll want to have protection when you receive my many blows!

Zombie : You'll hear me grunting, but I'm not taking a dump!
Even though I smell like someone who just took a dump.
I'm the undead douche-bag slamming your door with my nuts!
I'm here to eat your face, your legs, your arms, and even your butt!

Spider : Crawling hissing attacking insulting harrasanating anything that may be living my mission is to simply kill everything take a finish of you I'll be jumping and sprinting for miles and now the mobs are winning and you can never stop them, 'cause nobody steps on us!

Iron Golem : Make way for Iron Golem!
Throw you in the air like a little tiny toy!
Pick things up and throw them down! I am big and I destroy!
If you mess with my village then you will certainly be screwed!

Villager : I can't do squat for myself so thanks for the help dude!

Gram-pa Jenkins : Gotta make a run-run, gotta get away-way.
Hide inside a cave and wait inside until its day.
Then I'll have my fun-fun, when I know its safe-safe.
Survival is all I know, it's the Minecraft way!

Grandson : Gram-pa always told me it's rough out there!
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding and I can't get all these mobs out of my hair!

Squid : I just love swimming under the sea,
and I never bother anybody!
I just love swimming in the ocean...

Creeper : Screw you squid! The Creepers back in this hizzy!
If you don't like getting blown up the

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