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JT Machinima - Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 Rap | Текст песни

Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd
The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that It's the end of the world

I'm your Captain I demand respect
Avast me hearties, all hands on deck
When I man the cannon, every plant will panic
One barrel blast and I'll send 'em scramblin'
A pirate's always got his Parrot Pal
With a trusty spyglass, I'll shoot ye down
See my pistol? She's a gleaming beauty
I've got a peg leg but I still kick booty

Have a glass of OJ, you look thirsty
Sounds like you got a bad case of scurvy
I'm cutting through the horde with my orange beam
Got an EMPeach to wreck your machines
Now clear the path, cuz I'm rollin' in
Knock you on your ass like a bowlin' pin
This ain't Vitamin C that I'm dealin out
After I get my bounty, I'll be peelin' out

Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd
The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that It's the end of the world

To be a zombie, oh what a shame
I'm a rose by any other name
A true sorceress of the organic sort
But my magic thistles are filled with thorns
Put you in a time snare, and watch you squirm
Before I put you back under the dirt with worms
Turn you into a goat, so you don't ba-ah-ah-other me
Look Clark Kent got a lobotomy

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Brainz
That's stupid, you don't even use the Cape
Hey if I'm the hero, you're the bad guy
See my jumpsuit? Damn is that tight
Don't make me tell you where I'll put my boot
I'll beat you to a pulp and cut your roots
I'm flyin' high, shooting super beams
I'm in every female teenage zombie's dreams

Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd
The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that It's the end of the world

Kernel Corn, comin' in hot
You'd better be ready for my butter barrage
With a jumping husk hop and a well-aimed shuck shot
You wouldn't believe I'm only made of one stalk
See the trickshots that I'm poppin' off
I have a hard time keeping it on the cob
I'll give you a show, so grab your popcorn
I just ran out, well I've got a lot more

You're the worst, what a corny verse
Shut up, you dwarf! Being short can work
Size doesn't matter, ask my blasters
I'll crash this party like a bad disaster
Come get a load of my brand new toy
Standby Z-mech's been deployed
Launching missiles while I stomp around
Hey which one of us is the smallest now

Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd
The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth
They all look goofy If that's what you prefer
But don't forget that It's the end of the world


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