Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth They all look goofy If that's what you prefer But don't forget that It's the end of the world
I'm your Captain I demand respect Avast me hearties, all hands on deck When I man the cannon, every plant will panic One barrel blast and I'll send 'em scramblin' A pirate's always got his Parrot Pal With a trusty spyglass, I'll shoot ye down See my pistol? She's a gleaming beauty I've got a peg leg but I still kick booty
Have a glass of OJ, you look thirsty Sounds like you got a bad case of scurvy I'm cutting through the horde with my orange beam Got an EMPeach to wreck your machines Now clear the path, cuz I'm rollin' in Knock you on your ass like a bowlin' pin This ain't Vitamin C that I'm dealin out After I get my bounty, I'll be peelin' out
Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth They all look goofy If that's what you prefer But don't forget that It's the end of the world
To be a zombie, oh what a shame I'm a rose by any other name A true sorceress of the organic sort But my magic thistles are filled with thorns Put you in a time snare, and watch you squirm Before I put you back under the dirt with worms Turn you into a goat, so you don't ba-ah-ah-other me Look Clark Kent got a lobotomy
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Brainz That's stupid, you don't even use the Cape Hey if I'm the hero, you're the bad guy See my jumpsuit? Damn is that tight Don't make me tell you where I'll put my boot I'll beat you to a pulp and cut your roots I'm flyin' high, shooting super beams I'm in every female teenage zombie's dreams
Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth They all look goofy If that's what you prefer But don't forget that It's the end of the world
Kernel Corn, comin' in hot You'd better be ready for my butter barrage With a jumping husk hop and a well-aimed shuck shot You wouldn't believe I'm only made of one stalk See the trickshots that I'm poppin' off I have a hard time keeping it on the cob I'll give you a show, so grab your popcorn I just ran out, well I've got a lot more
You're the worst, what a corny verse Shut up, you dwarf! Being short can work Size doesn't matter, ask my blasters I'll crash this party like a bad disaster Come get a load of my brand new toy Standby Z-mech's been deployed Launching missiles while I stomp around Hey which one of us is the smallest now
Garden Warfare It might sound quite absurd The Plants and Zombies Are rising from the Earth They all look goofy If that's what you prefer But don't forget that It's the end of the world