My Memere came from Canada, my Grandmama came from France; But I was made in America, just like my underpants! My hair is straight, my eyes are brown, I’ve never been to Dublin Town, But a four-leaf clover I have found so Kiss me, I’m Irish today!
CHORUS: Kiss me, I’m Irish today! Kiss me, I’m Irish today! Once a year St. Patrick’s Day, everybody gets to say Kiss me, I’m Irish today!
St. Patrick was a holy man, he drove the snakes away; And if you go to Ireland, you’ll ne’er see one today. That’s something I share with the Saint, I don’t like snakes, they make me faint! So pucker up, make no complaint…just kiss me, I’m Irish today!
REPEAT CHORUS
If you kiss the Blarney Stone you’ll have a lucky life: You’ll make a million dollars and you’ll find a pretty wife The Blarney Stone is there, not here And I am standing close, my dear So bring those big lips over here and kiss me, I’m Irish today