Melt Antarctica, savin’ Africa I failed algebra and I miss you sometimes We’re at war again, save the world again You can all join in, but you can’t smoke inside
You said, “Take me home, I can’t stand this place ‘Cause there’s too many hipsters and I just can’t relate.” You’re my neon gypsy, my desert rain You’re my “Helter Skelter”, oh how can I explain that
You’re the best I ever had And I’m trying not to get stuck in my head But I've read that soda kills you and Jesus saves On a bathroom wall where I saw your name You’re the best I ever had I won’t be the same
Night sky full of drones, this neighborhood of clones I’m looking at the crowd and they’re staring at their phones They groom the coast line here, the sun will disappear (oh, God!) And maybe once a year I think to clean my car
Caught my reflection, dropped the call I’ve been medicating with cigarettes and alcohol I got vertigo, no I can’t see straight I got obligations though I’m usually late but
You’re the best I ever had And I’m trying not to get stuck in my head But I think I dropped my wallet in Santa Fe Lost the only picture I had of you that day and You’re the best I ever had I won’t be the same
Hey West Virginia, Hey North Dakota I think I love you, but don’t even know you Hey Massachusetts, Hey Minnesota I think I love you, but don’t even know you Hey Carolina, Hey Oklahoma I think I love you, but don’t even know you Hey Alabama, Hey California I think I love you, but don’t even know you
You’re the best I ever had (you’re the best I ever had) And I’m trying not to get stuck in my head (not to get stuck in my head) But I passed a lonely sign on the interstate Saying, “Find someone 'fore it gets too late!” You’re the best I ever had (you’re the best I ever had) I won’t be the same
Hey West Virginia, Hey North Dakota (Oh why, oh why) I think I love you, but don’t even know you (I won’t be the same) Hey Massachusetts, Hey Minnesota (you’re the best I ever had) I think I love you, but don’t even know you (I won’t be the same)