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RAP NEWS 25: Net Neutrality
Written by Giordano Nanni & Hugo Farrant

[Barack Obama]
"To seize this moment, we have to ensure
free and full exchange of information.
That starts with an open internet."

Rap News is back through with fresh Juice to inject
after reporting on wars, sports and
militant threats
in distant states, the time has shifted hence
to focus on our own native homeland: The Internet.
Join us as we flip the switch to the highest gear
and set our course towards one area of our hypersphere,
the World-Wide Web. Meet its inventor:
Tim Berners-Lee.
-How are we?
-Couldn’t be better!
-As it should be! The Web is a Wonderful forum
for human interaction, open to all.
Sharing, blogging and vlogging, lolling and trolling in all forms
open source wikipedias; free media, and of course... porn!
-How does it all work so flawlessly well?
-Ahh... well, gather round boys and girls and hear the story I tell.
From the days of its hypertext genesis in my NeXT machine
the architecture of the Net as we know it today
was built on a fundamental
principle: Net Neutrality!
Which states that all data must be treated equally.
-And that means?
-It means your ISP has to let all content
get through the pipe connections at identical speed and momentum
whether it’s Ebay or Netflix, your home
-made video or PORN,
none can step in, block, filter or slow it down.
-We take this for granted.
-We do, and yet it
is what made the Internet so ‘cool’ and 'epic'
-So all voices are treated the same under this system,
whether they’re big business or some random nerd in a bedroom?
-Very good question!
Come with me and let's meet figures from both ends of that spectrum
-Terrence Moonseed!
-Robert, I’m honestly I’m in awe of this invention
the advent of the net is one of the most awesome events to
have ever taken place in all of history and
It awoke me to the true conspiracies that are hidden from us: chemtrails, UFOs and reptilians!
Through YouTube I found gurus, like Bashar, Icke and Jones,
accrued my views of who truly runs the globe, monarch mind controls
and seen that we are not alone in the universe! And clearly
I’ve served humanity by spamming the Net with my academic theories
-Zuckerberg?
-The fuckin world should thank net neutrality
for giving me the capacity to start
a company and immediately savagely
school, humiliate, clown, beat down
and righteously pwn the biggest players around town.
cuz without a doubt without the clout of this protocol threaded tight
Google couldn’t beat that pile of excrement, Excite;
YouTube couldn’t get ahead of Google Videos; and I
couldn’t create Facebook and be the billionaire with most Likes.
-...And without Face-spook, I couldn’t have exposed the all-seeing eye
and spread the truth that his company is an Illuminazi DARPA controlled spy
I’m working from the inside to crash it down
-And I’m crying all the way to my online bank account.
-Yo people, know what: it might seem like a plot
-but believe it or not,
-even though he’s an evil sucker of Beelzebub’s cock
-and he’s a twat
-On the topic of neutrality being locked
-in this Net that we’ve got
-we both agree that it’s got
to be defended at all cost!
-I’m pleasantly shocked!
the internet unites even disparate parties to its cause!
Well, that brings our World Wide Web tour to a close.
Good day to you all, join us again for more episodes.
-Hoooooold up.... whoah whoah whoah
wait a minute minute minute, boys and girls
Allow me to introduce myself to the world:
I’m from VeriCast, telcom giant, freshly just merged
here to sell you the new Interwebs to emerge.
-And you are?
-De Berg... William De Berg business-man, and a business, man; any problem, I fix
I got ninety nine solutions to any given sitch
bitches, my lekker elevator pitch
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