Woke up this Morning At my grandma's house And I saw a cornfield Through the window I said Grandma, Grandma, Can i go play in that cornfield She said you can do whatever you want You're like 21
I went in a cornfield today I went in a cornfield I went in a cornfield today And I met Akbar
Akbar is awesome 'Cause He never calls you names He never really calls you Anything 'Cause he's just a corn But I like pretending That I can talk to him And he can talk to me And he's kinda funny and he knows lots of jokes when I do that
I went in a cornfield today I went in a cornfield I went in a cornfield today And met Akbar
Sat down for dinner At my grandma's house When she lay down A plate of Akbar I nearly cried When I saw my friend had died Grandma killed him for dinner