The menu at this restaurant Has everything you’d ever want But nothing that quite fancies me
I do not want the steak Bearnaise I do not want the duck flambé These specials don’t sound special to me
I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy
God is great God is good Let us thank Him for this Randy Amen
Randy is a three course meal Plus desert to seal the deal Oh, and I’ll be needing a to-go box M-hmm
I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy
Happy birthday, Randy Randy, it’s so good to see you Would you like to ride my bicycle? Randy, wish me a happy anniversary, would you? Randy, would you like to go on a picnic with me? Randy, we’re so proud of you, Randy
Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy Eat, Randy
I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy
I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy I’d rather eat Randy, Randy Randy