[This is a nice hotel] This is a nice hotel indeed It's a nice hotel indeed
Look at this hotel room. What do you see? Dollar dollar dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar dollar dollar sign
We don't have money so we can't touch anything Put it on a credit card Debt! Debt!
This room's cool. This room's fine It's got the Internet so I can get online This Internet kinda slow This Internet kinds slow
[This is a nice hotel] This is a nice hotel indeed It's a nice hotel indeed (x2)
Walking in the room and I see Housekeeping moved my stuff So mean! There, that's better "You scared me half to death, Yeah, I thought I lost my sweater."
There's only one bed, there's only one bed You call it in the air, now tails or heads? Both! We're sleeping in the same bed. But it's ok 'cause we're not telling. Anyone.
[This is a nice hotel] This is a nice hotel indeed It's a nice hotel indeed (x2)
We're showering at the same time We're showering at the same time 'Cause there's two shower heads, not one 'Cause there's two shower heads, not one We're showering at the same time We're showering at the same time Cause there's two shower heads, not one And it's ok 'cause we're not looking
[This is a nice hotel] This is a nice hotel indeed It's a nice hotel indeed (x2)