Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think. I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks. Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan, 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see people workin, it just makes me giggle 'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to jiggle. I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D. I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook. Why should I bother when I look like I look? I know lots of people are smarter than me, But I have this philosophy: So what? 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em, 'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em, 'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition. Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition: Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ... Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay. "Duck, Magnum, duck!" 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course. I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche, 'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-I-N-D. 'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?
[spoken] I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true. With my hair and body, you would be too. I'm a blonde, B-L- ... I don't know! 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!