Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn't be choosy Till she met old Snaggle-Tooth Sam She said "dear, brother, don't want to be your mother Just want to be the gal around
I want all your loving, your kissing and your hugging So far I've been turned down You can see at a glance that I haven't had a chance So I'm gunning for Snaggle-Tooth Sam"
Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn't be choosy Set her cap for Snaggle-Tooth Sam Wrote him a letter said she could do no better He's the only guy left in town
Then she put on her paint, made her look like what she ain't She wasn't anyone's clown Suzy learned how to dance for she wanted his romance She just loved old Snaggle-Tooth Sam
Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn't be choosy So she hunted old Snaggle-Tooth Sam In the cavern, in every joint and tavern Old Sam could not be found
Suzy kept a trying, no time for crying Bad luck wouldn't get her down She was going down the street, she just happened to meet Her one and only Snaggle-Tooth Sam
Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn't be choosy So she said to Snaggle-Tooth Sam "Come a bit closer, now don't you tell me no, sir You're the best ‘un I ever found
If you're only willing, the preacher I'll be billing I want to settle down" Sam said the fatal yes, old Suzy did the rest So she married Snaggle-Tooth Sam.