You said that you was shy A bashful kind of guy And then when you got me alone You didn't do a thing All you did was sing You flopped when you got me alone
I thought you'd really be a booger under the moonlight But you done a whole lot better on the phone I tried to hold you tight You almost died from fright You flopped when you got me alone
You teased me with your eyes Then boy, was I surprised You flopped when you got me alone I asked you for a squeeze You coughed and forced a sneeze You flopped when you got me alone
To hear you talk I thought that you were really a lover But your love's as stale as last week's old cornpone You looked so bold and stout But buddy, you conked out You flopped when you got me alone.