Sheila, put the knife down And come on back to bed Ahh Sheila put the knife down I was joking when I said You're an only child and it really shows I'm a heartless prick, god only knows It's every young girls dream to catch her boyfriend diggin in her purse What'd I tell you? We're all fucked up some or other way Some of us collect, but most of us pay We're all fucked up some or other way Some of us collect, but most of us pay Sheila, put the knife down There's a lot I never said Ahh, Sheila put the knife down or go ahead and kill me dead You're an only child and it really shows And I'm a heartless prick, god only knows It's every young girls dream to find her boyfriend laying on her floor What'd I tell you? We're all fucked up some or other way Some of us collect, but most of us pay We're all fucked up some or other way Some of us collect, but most of us pay So quiet, you walk into the room, well I shoulda known this was gonna happen soon Don't laugh, get it over quick Sheila, you don't love me You just want someone around So Sheila put the knife down I was joking when I said We're all fucked up some or other way Some of us collect, but most of us pay We're all fucked up some or other way Some of us collect, but most of us pay Watch it come down, I'll see you some day Sheila, put the knife down Sheila, put the knife down