Justin Timberlake vs Andy Samberg - Mother Lover (uncensored) | Текст песни

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Oh damn
What is it dog? I forgot it’s Mother’s Day
Didn’t get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She’ll be so disappointed
Damn, I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?

My ma’s been so alone, ever since my daddy left
(Cold)
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom’s been so sad and gray
(Word)
My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
(Hold up)
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
I’m thinkin’ I think it too
(Slow up)
What time is it dog?
It’s time for a switcheroo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ’em off, show ’em how much they really mean

’Cuz I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should **** each others’ mothers
**** each others’ moms
I’ll push in that lay where you came out as a baby, aint no doubt this **** is crazy
(**** each others’ moms)
’Cuz every mothers day needs a mothers night
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m calling on you, ’cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

I’ll be layin’ on the cut waitin’ for your mom, clutchin’ on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I’m a make your mama do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom, I’m a be the syrup, she can be my waffle
(Sho nuff)
My mama loves bubble bath with camomile
(Straight up)
Give it to my mom, du-du-du-du-du-du doggy style
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect Mother’s Day
They’ll have to rename this one, All Up Under the Covers Day

’Cuz I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should **** each others mothers
(**** each others moms)
I’ll push in that lay, where you came out as a baby, aint no doubt this **** is crazy
(**** each others’ moms)
(Break it down)

It would be my honor to be your new step father
It would be my honor to be your new step father
And while you’re in my mother, make me another brother
(Yeah)
And while I’m in your mother, I’ll never use a rubber
(Oh)

’Cuz every Mother’s Day needs a mothers night
(Yeah)
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
(Oooh Wee)
I’m calling on you, ’cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I’m a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
(Uh huh)
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day

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