I was riding on the S2 bus headed to Silver Spirng. The bus, for most of the ride, had been filled with the quiet murmur of the other passengers. Suddenly, from the back of the bus a voice rose and wailed, "You my bitch!" "No, uh-uh, we are bitches!" I turned around and looked at the back of the bus - there were two brothers going at it! "No, you listen here! I ain't wearing lipstick, you are! I ain't no bitch! I fucked you! You my bitch!" This continued without resolution until we arrived at 16th and U Street. The bus is packed with passengers by now, and as we approach the stop I see ten more waiting to step aboard. Just as the first person steps aboard, a strident, hysterical voice shouts from the back, "I'm a forty-five year old black, gay man who enjoys - enjoys - taking dick in his rectum! I not your bitch! Your bitch is at home with your kids!" We are now entering the fifth dimension of our sexual consciousness. The ride is rough. There is no jelly for this!