Oh... Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai! San ni ichi... XXX!!
"Ou!" "Nani?" "HELP!" "Nanigoto ja" "Hii, hime sarawaremashitaa" "Yuusha wa?" "Imasen" "Uun, sou da! Kakunaru ue wa omae ga yuusha da"
Settei houkai...!!
"Saa, sono takarabako no nakami to kono nakenashi no kane de tabidatte nakama o sagashite bakemon taoshite..."
(...Tekitou janee ka)
"Tonikaku komattara machi no hitobito ni hanashikakeyou ze? Bosu toka zenzen taoseru! Taoseru!" Ma-ji-de!
Ibatte ibatte ibatte totsuzen Datte jissai ni ichibai erai kara Hito-goto miraku itte kureru ze Mattaku motte ue kara mesen sugiru ze... Keikenchi keikenchi keikenchi tsunde Motto kukkyou na nakama sagashitamae! Teyuu ka watashi wa i-heisotsu desu Yuukyuukyuuka ga deriito! Deriito!
"Sonata ga rasubosu o taoshite kuru hi o tanoshimi ni matte oru zoi!"
Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame, O-kuni no heiwa o mamoru tame, Ichiban ushiro de shiki o torimasu Sonata no keikenchi o tsutaemashou Anata no tame ni sekai no tame ni Tatakau bokura no aikokushin Nakama mo shinde zetsumetsu sunzen Yappari reberu ga tarinee... orz
"Anata no paatii wa zenmetsu shimashita. Oo, kamisama yo! Aamen"
Oo! Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai! Sasureba sonata ni mou ichido, kikai o ataeyou! "Ousama" "Nan desu ka" "Mou! ...Mou muri desu." "Ee~! Yowane o haku to wa motto nasakenaaaaai!"
Keizairyoku, gunjiryoku tomo ni moushibunnai waga kuni wa totsuzen, Yuushuu na jinzai mo juntaku
Jinbou atsui ne
Tada, hitotsu manseiteki na mondai wa kokka genshu no hanpou sa Yoku ieba muku, waruku ieba... O-BA-KA
Shuushinshoumei zenjinrui wa sentou minzoku Iwazu mo ga na (OK?) Kyouchousei ya, junnousei ga hitsuyou nante Ukiyo wa kusogee ka?!
Tsugi no reberu ni naru ni wa Ato sen pointo no keiken ga Sara ni wa motto jikoshuchou ga hitsuyou ja na Kujikeru na OK?
Terissa Borosso Zanji Paronto Mahoutsukai mo tsukai-mon ni natte kita ga, Yoyuu shakushaku usura warai de Gotaku bakka narabete shaku ni sawaru ze... Horitto Horitto Horitto bakka Souryo wa Horitto bakka de baka nano? Ou no atashi o nemurasu nante Antara ittai nanisama? Sate wa muhon ka?
"Boku wa yuusha ja arimasen. Mushiro ou ga yuusha dato omoimaasu!"
Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame, O-kuni no heiwa o mamoru tame, Saizensen ni mi o toujimase Shijiritsu appu wa me ni mieta! (Oi kora) Keneki no tame okane no tame ni Tatakau ousama nani o miru Konoe mo hinshi zetsumetsu sunzen Shinde shimau to wa nasakenaaaaaaai!
Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame, Anata no egao o mamoru tame, Maou-gun kanren jouhou o Inochi karagara ni kaki atsume Kyou mo kyou tote chinza shiteiru Makoto no yuusha o matteiru Tarikihongan dewa arimasen Washira ja yatsura nya kanawanee :;
Death Should Not Have Taken Thee!
Alas... Death should not have taken thee! 3, 2, 1... XXX!!
"Majesty!" "What?" "HELP!" "With what?" "Th... The princess has been kidnapped!" "What of the hero?" "There isn't one." "Hmm, okay! If it's come to that, you're the hero!"
There goes the setting...!!
"Take now the contents of those treasure chests and this paltry sum, set out, find a party, defeat the monsters..."
(...Not taking this seriously, are you?)
"Oh, and if you're ever troubled, talk to the townspeople, 'kay?