Shut up and sit down There is no room for another blind passenger You are not going to direct us and you are not going to be paid So shut up and sit down
You can be my friend and I can be yours If it turns out that you fit in Cos we have rules that you must obey You can be my friend and I can be yours
But just one small thing before you go A hint or an advice if you like If you get caught resisting my powers Your mother will be the first one to be taken to task
Give this man a hat, give him a hand Have him work for the family He could be the next He could be the best Give this man a hat, give him a hand
But excuse me the interruprion, Sir I am not that easily impressed It seems as if he could do everything But his references were bought and paid for So, if you want to give him a chance You should take into consideration all he has done before Cos I have heard he has gypsy blood in his veins And you know what I think of gypsy blood Cos his father, his father was a gypsy!