Folks here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher, She was a red hot hoochie coocher, She was the roughest, toughest frail, but Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.
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She messed around with a bloke named Smokey. She loved him though was cokie, he took her down to Chinatown and he showed her how to kick the gong around.
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She had a dream about the King of Sweden, He gave her things that she was needin', He gave her a home built of gold and steel, a diamond car with the platinum wheel.
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He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses, Each meal she ate was a dozen courses, She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes, She sat around and counted them all a million times.