Every year I hear, "Happy holiday" What's my religion? I do what the dollar say That's why I celebrate Christmas 'Cause this overweighted redneck devil is big business
So all season I'm up preyin' On black communities, is what I'm sayin' And y'all keepin' me fat All over America it's on like that
Kids lookin' for Saint Nick Just leave me some cookies and get off my damn dick You want a present? Nigga, please Your house is a wreck, and you're decoratin' trees
Now how dumb can y'all be? No food in the kitchen, and you go and buy a tree? And then say it's for the children, but you're grown They can't miss what they ain't never known
But since everybody else is out celebratin' You allow your child to worship a Satan Better known as Santa Claws in your pocket from L.A. to Atlanta
And yeah pops, you're silly too You shoulda told your children Santa Clause is really you And spared 'em the sadness Before they got all caught up in holiday madness
Holiday madness A whole day dedicated to the devil
Is Palm Sunday, and after church I'm goin' huntin' For colored eggs, 'cause Santa was frontin' He musta thought it was Passover 'Cause he never brought his ass over my house
But today I get new clothes anyway Plus a little money, thank you Easter Bunny For the basket of jelly beans Even though I don't know what the hell he means
I never read about him in the Bible The horny little pagan idol No wonder my mind is so twisted But thank God my church wasn't broke-wristed
Even though I never went I know I still can repent 'Cause ain't nobody perfect, but niggas so dense We seem to only come together over nonsense
Holiday madness A whole day dedicated to the devil
October 31st is my favorite Little boys still at my do', 'cause I ain't gave 'em shit But what you showed me in for? Little brats yellin', "Trick or treat", all through my screen door
When y'all should be at home sleep Instead of at my front porch 15 deep The jack lantern came in handy Yo, I can turn my porch light out like I ain't got no candy
But ain't that somethin'? You buy a Halloween costume and a pumpkin'? Almost gave your children a heart attack It's a tradition, but who the hell started that?
A whole day dedicated to the devil That's just one out of several Most people don't think But America need to see a shrink for her holiday madness
Holiday madness A whole day dedicated to the devil
Damn, I can't wait until it get dark So I can light these fireworks up at the park And celebrate my independence It's the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10 cents
I bought the jumbo assortment Then came out the pocket for a goddamn skyrocket And the shit was a dud It was lit, but it never even left the mud
But at least I got freedom where I'm at Plus Red Devil and Wild Cat And they open 24 hours And right about now they got a sale on bloomin' flowers
So I'm ready to celebrate July 4th 1930, the true date 'Cause in 1776 Black people were still in the mix
Until the comin' of W.B. Farrhad The God in person, yeah cursin' America Word is bond And left us Elijah and Farrakhan